The message you can't hear from either party called ALP

The standard excuse from cabinet

I don't mean to judge, but...

For Bastille day

Faces

Melbourne has a pretty interesting street art scene, and if you wander around you will quickly find a variety of things to see in alleyways and lanes. There seems to be a theme in some of the quieter spots of faces appearing, for example, on an abandoned washing machine.

Or a slightly more improvised effort with the remains of a paint tin.

There are some faces that appear and change form over time, such as this one from a laneway in Richmond.