22 June 2010

On the Opinions of Footballers

You are in the media because you run fast, kick a ball a long way, and conform to a certain stereotype.

It could be argued that you are only valuable to the extent that you are an ornament to a patch of grass.

Actually, being a football player is a lot like being a woman.  Perhaps that's why so many footballers have been coming up with weirdly topical emotional outbursts lately.

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