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A real estate agent wrote the following property description.  Everything about it is so monumentally bad that it really demanded to be shared, so hear it iz.

This very carictaristic brick veneer home with a touch of new and old that has so much to offer consisting of 3 very large bedrooms x2 with wardropes walk in to a hallway with high ceilings that lads you into very open spacious lounge room with double doors leading into dining area. Walk into the kitchen and it has a character of its own also offering gas heating, wall mounted cooling unit, separate laundry, 2 large sheds double garage and then walk outside to under cover huge entertaining area in the heart of town close to local shops, schools and trainsport.